Koshary Today, an Egyptian take on The Onion, has a funny take on the Cairo Metro, which is supposed to inaugurate two new lines by 2019, insha'allah (h/t Saba Imtiaz).
"... the Transport Authority has publicly announced that construction of the new metro is so far ahead of schedule that Cairenes will enjoy rides 'as early as the next democratic elections.'"
I had a love-hate relationship with the metro when I lived in Cairo. I commuted on it every day, and you can't beat the price (LE1/trip) -- but getting in one of those cars on a hot summer afternoon was always a jolt.
As long as we're doing satire, by the way, this Onion article on the Afghan election is pitch-perfect.





